YTCracker - Inbox My Heart lyrics

Inbox notification heart racing Click new messages load up the page and See her thumbnail framed in my browser Could it be just a chance encounter? Click on her photos missed connections Scrutinize them all look for imperfections Can't take chances we're barely honest But a girls pictures are rarely this flawless Hit reply say, "im astonished! M'lady, you look just like a goddess Forgive me but i can't believe that im speaking To such a queen on this fine weekend" I click send then i wait For my message to translate to a date Read receipts will indicate What the future holds with my future mate Shot through the heart By a message today She inboxed my heart With a message risque Shot through the heart By a message today Right from the start My hearts beating away Its obvious my game is so solid A pick up artist dropping mad knowledge Theres no way she resists the charm Of the seductive text coming out of these arms I can be coy and act aloof When she ask if im real - can i show her proof? Yes, you bet your a** im that cute Yes, i cleaned up nice in that suit Would you agree to a meeting To punctuate this online greeting? I can tell wed hit it off Its obvious were cut from the same cloth Just tell me where to scoop ya And when youre free in the near future Click submit again And now im getting me a girlfriend (whoo)