YTCracker - Barcade Date lyrics

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YTCracker - Barcade Date lyrics

Show up at her house around six Her driveway paved in them offset bricks Always been a little nervous around them hot chicks Cause of all those years I spent on computer chips Hesitate as I approach her door I don't even have a place to take her on this date so what am I here for? I gotta think quickly or else She's gonna know im just an oaf and I'm just kidding myself Wheres a place that we can just chill? That I can impress her with one of my little sk**s? Karaoke's not an option man you all heard me singing About deleting all my files and doing computer cleaning Only sport I'm even good at is surfing up on the web And the only place I do thats at the foot of my bed Hold up - I think I got a solution A staple of the past a cla**ic game institution [Chorus] Take her on a barcade date Make her feel special and make me look great Show her I'm a bit of a player So I can do the joust in her dragons lair Get that elevator action I'm doing the up and down Like I'm going on a rampage destroying the whole town Show her my command of the missile On a grid of multicolored pixel Take her on a barcade date Make her feel special and make me look great Show her I'm a bit of a player So I can do the joust in her dragons lair Get that elevator action I'm doing the up and down Like I'm going on a rampage destroying the whole town Show her my command of the missile On a grid of multicolored pixel Soon as we enter im feeling myself at home To the left I got Ms. pac man to the right battlezone Listen to the bleeps and the boops I'm putting money in the changer I'm gon rally the troops I got a pocket full of quarters and my homeboys do too Sipping on the gin and the juice Watch her eyes light up as I'm working the crane Trying to win her a stuffed animal with all of my change "Let me give a shot," she states So I give her the controls and wait First try and shes pulling out a dinosaur Looks like I bring in a ringer and shes defeating my score Who wouldve known this girl would slaughter every record i made And i watched her get a k** screen on each game that she played I was a bit afraid - but was surely turned on And i knew she was a keeper when she defeated Tron (whew) Man I'm in like Flynn Not Erol you stupid dummy I'm talking Kevin Even though I'm obviously lacking in talent in games She thought it was endearing that I tried all the same So with my pole position secure I felt better I knew it was a lock when she put on my hooded sweater And she cuddled up next to me And touched my balls like on centipede Scuse me for being lewd I'm not used to attention From the opposite s** but i believe that I mentioned That clearly at the onset I think that I'm falling Rapidly in love like four lined blocks in a column That's a tetris reference - one that she'd get One I'm sure she would appreciate me saying before we split So I did - and she snickered Then we headed back to her place for some frogger and liquor