Youth Brigade - Shoulda Stayed Home lyrics

I got my bags all packed and I'm ready and raring to go I've never been away from home but there's no time like now I've got dollars in my pocket and a wonderful travelling attitude It's gonna be one big party and I'm the biggest party dude I don't know much about any foreign lands Just that we won the wars there and they think we're all in band In a band [x2] I've heard a few stories ‘bout the primitive life over there But I'm a man, I can take it and I've got money to spare I'm on a mission doing babes, I'm a macho no sh** guy And if the going gets tough, I'll have to kick some a** or die trying Well, I'm a product of freedom and opportunity I'm democracy in action, don't f** with me No, no We're the red, white and blue crew Don't you forget: we protect you We'll make you need us, make you believe us, make you understand [x2] Now that I'm here I think these foreigners are a drag They don't all understand me and this gibberish they speak is for f*gs Everything's expensive and I'm tired and I wanna go home Call me Yanqui imperialista, think we're violent morons Now I've done foreign lands The food is sh** and the chicks are snobs They come to my country and they take our jobs, oh yea