Youth Brigade - Where Are All The Old Man Bars lyrics

I woke up and had a drink Had another and it made me think It seems to me, that there used to be A lot more friendly little bars in this town A place where they knew you, and you knew them Where drinks were cheap and men were men You don't have to go home but you can't stay here Its 2am and you're drunk full of beer We love you but you have to go, So what I want to know is where are all the old man bars? And every night, there'd be a fight And then we'd drink until we couldn't talk But talk is cheap and so am I, I'm happy when the shots all cost a buck You don't have to go home but you can't stay here Its 2am and you're drunk full of beer We love you but you have to go, So what I want to know is where are all the old man bars? Ah the breakfast of champs, the hair of the dog The slap of the chimp, the splash of the log Now the bars are all so cool Full of yuppies with tattoos and pierced tools A round of drinks will leave ya broke You even have to go outside to have a smoke The pool tables a planter, the jukebox s**s There ain't no pinball, the door guy's a jock You don't have to go home but you can't stay here Its 2am and you're drunk full of beer We love you but you have to go, So what I want to know is where are all the old man bars?