Your Favorite Martian - White Boy Wasted lyrics

We`re about to get WHITE BOY WASTED Your Favorite Martian and Dumbfoundead Getting crunk up in here! We`re about to get WHITE BOY WASTED We stumble to the house party already buzzed We get retarded when we start drinking Bacardi because Getting wasted in the basement is our only obligation Plus we don`t know the meaning of the word moderation I`m, I`m crude when I talk Shirt off, fist fighting every dude on the block And then I`m hugging you Like I ain`t gonna see you again Like dude I freaking love you man! Imma drunk dial my ex-girlfriend But first I have to pa** out and yack In the downstairs bathroom So raise your red cups up and make noise Cause we drink like Upper middle cla** teenage boys Oh it`s the weekend And you know what that means Oh it means it`s time to party It`s time to party White boy, White, White boy wasted x 6 White boy wasted Yo, last night I partied up at a frat house It was full of college kids Singing along to Smash Mouth Half of them pa**ed out A fat dude with his a** out Looking like John Belushi In the movie Animal House All of a sudden somebody yelled out Keg stand Tow jocks with tube socks and sweatbands They pointed at me And carried me by my legs man I had to do it It probably wasn`t the best plan Next thing you know It`s a beer pong and takin Jager shots Now I`m in the corner and Throwing up morning tater tots Pissin on police cars Yelling out I hate the cops White boy with dreadlocks Now give me major props Oh it`s the weekend And you know what that means Oh it means it`s time to party It`s time to party White boy, White, White boy wasted x 8 Oh it`s the weekend And you know what that means Oh it means it`s time to party Party All I want to do All I want to do is just get White boy wasted Oh it`s the weekend And you know what that means Oh it means it`s time to party It`s time to party