Your Favorite Martian - Unofficial Smithers Love Song lyrics

Hey, Mr. Burns. You thought your money could buy you the world I said hey there, Mr. Burns. I happen to notice that you don't have a girl Smithers loves you, Burns. Why do you ignore him? You gotta keep up the rapport like it's too important Instead of running away, you should move in toward him But you keep him at the border like the dude is foreign We know you're straight, dude. I really hate to Say there's no way anyone else would date you Straight out the gay scene. How do you face him Knowing he wants to be your Malibu Stacy? All he ever wanted to do. Was spend a little time with you Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns You know you're worth more to him. Than all the money you spend Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns Hey, Mr. Burns. I'm thinking maybe you should give him a chance I said hey there, Mr. Burns. Yeah, so what if he's a man We know you're blind, old man, but you can hear me talking You're always home alone. You ain't Macaulay Culkin You ain't a Flintstone. Pay no mind To the fact that Smithers wants to have a gay old time And while relationships have their twists and turns You know he'll never leave you. Don't you, Mr. Burns So you should give him a shot, and maybe help the guy And you can make relations Santa's Little Helper style All he ever wanted to do. Was spend a little time with you Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns You know you're worth more to him. Than all the money you spend Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns Doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo All he ever wanted to do. Was spend a little time with you Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns You know you're worth more to him. Than all the money you spend Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns All he ever wanted to do. Was spend a little time with you Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns You know you're worth more to him. Than all the money you spend Hey, Mr. Burns. Hey, Mr. Burns