Your Favorite Martian - sh**ty G lyrics

I'm a rapper, I'm a rebel Two middle fingers in the air I'm a wanna be, yeah a sh*tTY G! But I don't really care Ain't nobody quite like me 'cuz my name is sh*tTY G Ain't nobody quite like me sh**ty - sh**ty - G - G Let me tell you about my main man sh*tTY G He never lived in the city He's from the middle of Tennessee He's got a wife she's morbidly obese While sh**ty sits at Danny's sipping 40's of Ol'E No toilet in his trailer, he'll piss on the street sh*tTY G would bite your style But he's missing some teeth Rockin' white beaters with pit stains sh*tTY's so humble "yo, I'm the sh**, man" King of the trailer park, thinks he's hard as nails Front yard lookin' like a junk yard sale Rolling round on a riding mower, mouth full of chew Sipping on Jack Daniels mixed with Mountain Dew Always running from the cops getting charged with theft They want him behind bars but he's hard to catch Always hustling something, his hands are never clean Plus, he's got the worst tattoos...that you've ever seen I'm a rapper, I'm a rebel Two middle fingers in the air I'm a wanna be, yeah a sh*tTY G! But I don't really care Ain't nobody quite like me 'cuz my name is sh*tTY G Ain't nobody quite like me sh**ty - sh**ty - G - G Catch his drinking cans of Busch Light, smoking new Ports, bumping Toby Keith and Too Short He grows his own reefer, steals cables from his neighbors You can always smell the vapors from the meth lab in his trailer He thinks he's bad just like his credit He's got a sugar Mama, but sh*tTY is diabetic He's got a poster of Federline, his hero He'll drink a box of wine and say, "What up my negro?!" I'm a rapper, I'm a rebel Two middle fingers in the air I'm a wanna be, yeah a sh*tTY G! But I don't really care Ain't nobody quite like me 'cuz my name is sh*tTY G Ain't nobody quite like me sh**ty - sh**ty - G - G Alright man here I go Ya'll ain't never heard rhymes like these I'm about to spit more fire than illegal Chinese fireworks Alright here we go Why you missing with me? I'm freaking awesome I got so many hoes but I can't exactly call them 'cuz I didn't pay my phone bill Instead I bought some reefer When my album drops you h*mos will be believers And I will build a studio when I get my settlement from An ol'car wreck, and I'm going to buy a Confederate Flag for my bedroom That sh** is stupid cool And ya'll laugh when I graduated from computer school I'm freaking embarra**ing when I tell my Mexican Friends they need to speak American I got speakers for my beats They're in my car propped up against my baby seat And I'm gonna make it crack this year Drinking 30 packs working on my rap career You laugh, but this ain't no joke I'm out here repping on the streets for all the country folks I'm a rapper, I'm a rebel Two middle fingers in the air I'm a wanna be, yeah a sh*tTY G! But I don't really care Ain't nobody quite like me 'cuz my name is sh*tTY G Ain't nobody quite like me sh**ty - sh**ty - G - G