Your Favorite Martian - Puppet Break-Up lyrics

[Intro: Puff Puff] Ha, ha, ha, ha! [Verse 1: Puff Puff] It's been a while since you felt my felt But this relationship's the biggest piece of sh** I've ever smelt Always got me stressin', always keeping me guessin' I'm like a Snuffleupagus, a f**ing manic depressive And if I ask you a question, would you answer at last? Girl, I'm not your puppet so why's your hand up my a**? 'Cause I can find a better girlfriend, a better boo This breakup's brought to you by the letter F and the letter U (wooh!) This is exactly what I'd said I'd do My bones are made of styrofoam, but you can't find a better dude Why'd you leave me? Was it something I did? I feel like Kermit the Frog, 'cause I was f**in' a pig And I'll gonna take back my money spent, every nickel So stick your hands down my pants and give Elmo a tickle (ha ha) 'Cause I ain't puttin' up with your sh**, man, f** it So get your hand out of my a**, b**h, 'cause I ain't your puppet [Hook: Puff Puff] Girl, I'm not your puppet Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet Girl, I'm not your puppet (hey!) Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet Girl, I'm not your puppet (ho!) Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet Girl, I'm not your puppet (hey!) Girl, I'm not your puppet, puppet, puppet [Verse 2: Puff Puff] I'm sorry, I believe you mistook me For a codependent Cookie Monster feeding you cookies I'm moving on (ha-ha!), it ain't a question to me I'll f** all the other muppets on Sesame Street I'll f** that redhead from Lamp Chop with the 'fro Upload the video, so you can watch it and know That you're not a unique snowflake, you're just another chick And you ain't Jeff Dunham, but you can jump on my stick I ain't bitter, but it'd be a waste If you didn't ask you new boyfriend how my felt tastes Will I get over it? Probably, but First I think I'll f** your fat friend Jabba the s*ut And it's sad, cause I was kinda thinkin' it might last 'Cause I'm like Oscar the Grouch, and you're sorta white trash Now I don't give a f** if you move to Nantucket But get your hand out my a**, I ain't your puppet! [Hook] [Breakdown: Deejay] Break it down LambChop Style! [Bridge: Puff Puff] x2 This is a relationship that needs to end Oh yeah, you and I will never be friends One day we started f**in' around not knowing what it was And we'll never get back together again, because you s** [Hook] [Outro: Count Dracula] One, yes One, two timing b**h! Ah, ah, ah