Your Favorite Martian - Booty Store lyrics

Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (bu*t cheeks) Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Make that a** clap) Girl, you got cla** and you're lookin' so fine But you need a better a** as I follow behind You gotta go to Wal-Mart and get a new get-up Or you can pay us We'll make your booty look better 'cause this store sells brand new a**es From the manufacturer straight to the ma**es So if your booty's flat, we'll take it back And give you a new a**, and you'll make it clap like Double Ds in the front and the back You'll redefine what it means to have a fanny pack And everybody will stare and they'll gawk astounded We'll give you an a** so big, you gotta walk around it You can have knowledge, self-esteem, and cla** But who needs all that when you gotta nice a**? Girl, you need a new set of bu*t cheeks and I think we can help you out We've got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt You could improve your personality but who the hell wants that When you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new a** Everybody say Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (bu*t cheeks) Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Make that a** clap) Come on, ladies. Come on down We've got some a**es on clearance You buy two bu*t cheeks, you get the third one free. Ha ha We've got a store full of inventory Hook you up with a new bu*t, end of story We've got "My Humps." We got "Badunkadunk." We've got "Bootylicious" and "Junk in the Trunk." The type of bu*t that rappers sing of And if you're ol' school, we got the "Pumps and a Bump." We've got miles of booty Warehouse of booty White girl booty that's cute and snooty We've got the a** of Kardashian We've got the Jennifer Lopez if that's your plan We've got the Shakira, the Beyonce We've got the Matthew McConaughey wait what? Our booty selection is second to none We'll even give an Asian a respectable bu*t You can have knowledge, self-esteem, and cla** But who needs all that when you gotta nice a**? Girl, you need a new set of bu*t cheeks and I think we can help you out We've got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt You could improve your personality but who the hell wants that When you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new a** Everybody say Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (bu*t cheeks) Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Make that a** clap) Come on, ladies I can sell you a bu*t that'll make you look like the hoochies in the rap videos Doesn't every woman aspire to be like the hoochies in the rap videos? Girl, we'll take your booty and make it so when you shake it Everybody in the place will pray for you to get naked We've got an abundance of a**es so tan They'll make a catholic preacher say "god damn!" And if you can't afford it, I'm sorry friend We've got a couple of a**es in the bargain bin We've got a variety of booty If you like 'em bizarre We can make you an a** that can play guitar like Girl, you need a new set of bu*t cheeks and I think we can help you out We've got a store full of junk for your trunk and baby without a doubt You could improve your personality but who the hell wants that When you could buy your self esteem in the form of a brand new a** Everybody say Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (bu*t cheeks) Booty (Booty!) Booty (Booty!) This store sells booty (Make that a** clap) So, come on down ladies Our booty store is conveniently located right off the westside highway Right next to the Chuckie Cheese Come on Let's do this Put that a** on layaway