Your Boy for Life - When I Get Home lyrics

YOUR BOY FOR LIFE "When I Get Home" (snoring) Oh sh** I'm late, aah, fu*k! [Verse 1] Wake up in the morning, brush my teeth Go to take a leak and piss over the toilet seat Then I go to clean it up but get some on my thumb Rub my eye by accident and irritate it some Running out the door, I'm late for work, I gotta run Open up the door, someone standing there with a gun "Put your hands up, don't make any noise or you'll be done Give me all your j**elery!", I told him "I got none!" He told me "You're a rapper, don't be lying to me son!" I said, "I ain't balling but I got weed if you want some?" Then he looked away and when he did, I punched his throat So he hit the ground, dropped his gun and started to choke I told him "we could've just kept it cool and had a smoke So rob me if you want motherf**er because I'm broke" Running, tryna catch my train but I just missed it bro And the next train is coming in 40 minutes yo [Hook] You think you know me but perhaps, you don't There are a few things about me you should know I keep my anger built inside on the low Things do tend to get better Things will get better when I get home [Verse 2] I made it to work in an hour and a half Late, ran into my boss and the rest of the staff Great, he was fuming at me and pointing a pen "You were supposed to be here at 8 and showed at 10?" Wait, just let me explain you know I'm not a liar He said, "it doesn't matter because of now, you are fired!" Hate, pouring inside of my body and I'm wired So I went outside and slashed the motherf**er's tires Saw me from the window, when he did, he called the cops Walked away but they saw me so I'm running through blocks Running towards the subway and then I heard a shot Bullet missed me but a body in front of me dropped It was just a puppy who just caught one in the head As I ran, I wasn't sure, but a**umed it was dead Everyone looked at me and they pointed with their finger "Don't let that blonde piece of sh** get away, dog k**er!" (It wasn't me!) [Hook] You think you know me but perhaps, you don't There are a few things about me you should know I keep my anger built inside on the low Things do tend to get better Things will get better when I get home [Verse 3] So I reached my stop and now I'm hopping off the train Light a cigarette and then I step out in the rain Water hit my cigarette and then it lit it out Pouring, so I walked into a bar to sit it out So I order myself a drink and then get a text It read "turn around", so I did and it was my ex "You're a piece of sh**, I f**ing hate you, you're a prick I never loved you anyway, you got a little dick!" I told her "shut the f** up b**h, I don't wanna hear sh** Plus we broke up like 7 years ago f**ing pig!" (b**h!) And when I said that, her new boyfriend just appeared Standing 6'11", 300 pounds with a beard He said, "Isn't this the f*g you dated in art school?" She nodded yes and then he punched me off the bar stool I managed to crawl all the way to my crib all alone Rolled a joint and said, "f** the world, I rather be home" (f** it!) [Hook] You think you know me but perhaps, you don't There are a few things about me you should know I keep my anger built inside on the low Things do tend to get better Things will get better when I get home Ahh, I got my weed over here Got Golden Girls Season 2 on Blu-ray Some f**ing Milano cookies and like the Italian Ones, you know with the rainbow stripes..