Young MC - Principal's Office (Impact remix) lyrics

Now normally if I can help it I don't spend a lot of time in the principal's office What!? Nine o'clock Now as I get to school, I hear the late bell ringing Running through the hall, I hear the glee club singing Get to the office, I can hardly speak 'Cause it's the third late pa** that I got this week So to my first cla** I run and don't walk All I hear is my sneakers and the scratching of chalk And when I get to the room, I hear the teacher say "Mr. Young, I'm happy that you could join us today" I try to sit down so I can take some notes But I can't read what the kid next to me wrote And if that wasn't enough to make my morning complete As I try to get up I find there's gum on my seat And with the seat stuck to me, I raise my hand and say "Excuse me, but can I go to the bathroom, ma'am?" The teacher got upset and she screamed out "No" It's off to the principal's office you go Twelve o'clock comes with ma** hysteria Everybody rushes down to the cafeteria Picked up my tray to have Thursday's lunch And when I tried the applesauce, I heard it crunch I'm running up the stairs with a front tooth broken The nurse just laughed and says, "you must be jokin'" I looked up at her with a smile on my face No joke 'cause my front tooth is out of place So I walk through school with ice on my lip A nurse's late pa** like a gun on my hip My books are real heavy, I walk and I'm dragging it No school lunch next week, I'm brown-bagging it Forget cla**, I'ma shoot some ball With a late pa** I've got no trouble at all But then the nurse walks up and says, "Whaddya know? It's off to the principal's office you go" Recess Pa**ing notes is my favorite pastime I can't wait to find a girl to pa** mine to To express my feelings Give me a week, me and the girl will be dealin Now one young lady was looking at me I said, "Hi, my name is Marvin, known as Young MC" But then the bell rang and the teacher came in And that's when the game of pa**ing notes will begin I wrote the first note, told her she was fine And I hope that the two of us could spend some time She wrote me back and told me, "You're fine too I'd love to go on a date and spend some time with you" So then I sat there reeling and looking at the ceiling Words can't express the way that I was feeling Then I thought to myself, The sure way to get her Is to write another note, oh yes, a love letter When I finished the note it was ready to pa** The teacher took it and read it right in front of the cla** She read it word by word and line by line And everybody who was laughing was a friend of mine Even my girl was laughing, it was too late No need to write another note, 'cause there would be no date The teacher looked at me and I said, "I know It's off to the principal's office I go" Yo, you think this bad? Wait 'til I get my report card