You Am I - Friends Like You lyrics

With friends like you I could throw away my tv Cause I got it all in spades now All triumph and tragedy And when as a kid with a pocket knife Like a stone from a distance thrown It's a gamblers trick, it's a pain in the dick Must have brought it on myself somehow Hey! With friends like you With fiiends like you It's a wonder why a guy gets bent You gotta fine fine way Of draggin' the Clouds underneath the dun And those darkened sunsuit tea bag colonge And sympathy toasts you all alone You pick me up like a second hand coat Spit and shine a Friday night But the things you forget hang around like a bet You're safe 'till they notice the price, price! With friends like you With friends like you It's a wonder why a guy gets bent Yeah, when you're raining on the parades Down in the piss stain with a champagne You got it When you thought she's holding you like she means it You hold her by the hand, take you somewhere nice and quiet When you thought she's holding you like she means it Cause when the going gets tough She'll kick you in the nuts And watch your Christmas list whither and die!, Die! With friends like you With friends like you With a French IQ It's a wonder why a guy gets bent