I'm a mess And it's losing its spark Used to have a value Now I'm alone in the dark And I know I ain't no sketch-a-graph baby And these jowls, scowls and watermouths (?) They ain't genetically related So if you want to take it steady Cantcha see that I'm not ready The certified, full-stop, pressure-drop cut-up Are you sure you wanna spend some time with me? Yeah, I'm a mess Yeah and I'm battin' way up my league For all the arm-swings and pretty things that I sing I'm a f**in' disease And you're a j**el A drop from some of heaven's gene pool And when you turn your head yeah You can hear the stairs all droop So if you want a little vocation Me and your ma can read "a place in the sun" I'm a certified full-stop pressure-drop cut-up Are you sure you wanna spend some time with… Are you sure you wanna spend the night with… Ah, come on, could you spend a second with me? Oh, well I'm a mess Oh hell, I know that it's a crappy excuse Gotta get myself a spring-clean Just to soak in the juice If you wanna take it slowly Lord help me if I'm not only A certified full-stop pressure-drop cut-up Are you sure you wanna spend some time with... Are you sure you wanna spend a minute with... Oh come on babe, couldja spend a second with me?