Yoni Wolf - Her Little Office Watch lyrics

You left for work While my hand was in the cookie jar Just remember this: It was I who taught you How to do the Stevie Wonder And mend nets blindfolded On a ripping wicker chair I taught you how to Cut the dread locked fur From the cat's neck Without drawing blood You left for work With a dozen dead Snakes in your hand While I searched for a Peanut bu*ter cookie Or one with raisins and oats I've been sleeping till two I frequent the sleaziest chat-rooms In the middle of the night And eat cold pizza With my pants unbu*toned Waiting for your screen name To appear, knowing all the while That you are fast asleep Dreaming about wrestling crocodiles Or winning the lottery