Yoko Ono - Men, Men, Men lyrics

A one, two, three. J.o.h.n.n.y., God's little gift, cream and pie. Men, men, men, umm, uum, Men, men, men, umm, uum, Men, men, milk and honey, God's little gift for woman. I want you clever but not too clever, I want you bad but not too bad. I want you strong but not too strong, I want you to try your rightful position. Oh, too, too much, i mean, it's so good. Men, men, snails and puppies, Your muscles are not for fighting in war. Your lips are not for voicing opinions, Your eyes are there for us to look into. I want you to take your rightful position. Oh, too, too much, i mean, it's so good. Men, men, grapes and nuts, Your pants are never tight enough, Your boots are never long enough. Your skin is never young enough, I want you to hold your rightful position. Pardon me, honeycum, your hair piece's slipping. Men, men, apples and figs, I like you to be faithful but not very fussy, I like you to be behind me but not just beside me. I like you to shut up but know when to say yes, I want you to learn your frightful position. Pardon me, starstud, your cod piece's showing. Now you know what you have to do-oh, Now you know what's expected of you-hoo-hoo-hoo. So come, come, come, come, Come up and hum hum, Come up and hum hum, Come up and see me sometime, Come up and see me sometime. -"ladies and gents, i'd like to introduce you to my lower half, without whom i won't be breathing so heavily. Honey juice, you can come out of the box now..." -"yes, dear."