Yogscast - Welcome to Yoglabs lyrics

[Intro] [Lewis, speaking] Simon! [Simon, speaking] Yeah? [Lewis, speaking] The new Yoglabs employee manual is here, and I think it could be a good idea if I go through some of it with you, you know? [Simon, speaking] Sure. What's with the music? [Lewis, speaking] Well, it's been proven in tests that music helps people take in information Especially if they've just been cloned [Simon, speaking] What? [Lewis, speaking] Don't worry about it! It just covers the basics, you know. Brainwashing, thought control, Café menu... [Simon, speaking] Café menu? [Lewis, speaking] Simple stuff we all need to know, yeah? [Simon, speaking] All right. Cool [Verse 1, Lewis] Welcome to Yoglabs The home of innovation Where the only limit Is your limited imagination But sometimes things can maybe get a bit out of hand So we've got a plan that you need to understand Page 4 - don't ever disturb the testificates while they're working [Simon, speaking] Oh, I might have already done that, because Mandrew got out and I was chasing him... [Lewis] Page 7 - don't ever go in that room that has the black door on level three [Simon, speaking] What's in there? [Lewis, speaking] Don't worry about it, it's fine [Bridge, Female Testificate] Come with me to YogLabs babe-ay We make coffee that'll blow your cares away Take one sip and you can't help but obey [Testificate Scientist] Just ignore that d**h ray [verse 2, Lewis, speaking] So, you still with me Simon? [Simon, speaking] I think so, but Lewis, there's something still bothering me... [Lewis, speaking] Good to hear it! Let's carry on, shall we? [singing] Here in YogLabs We pioneer technology [robot] From robot girlfriends [Lewis] To goldfish bigonometry So if you're feeling sick or experiencing anti-gravity It could be either radiation or a ripped space time reality [Simon] Uh... [Lewis] Page 13 - if the microchip in your neck starts to itch, don't scratch it [Simon, speaking] Microchip? What the hell Lewis... ow! [Lewis] And on page 18 - in the event of incoming missiles, please head to the bunker [Simon, speaking] Pardon? What? Missiles? [Lewis, speaking] Don't worry about it! [Bridge, Female Testificate] Come with me to YogLabs baby We really care about your personal safety Don't you worry about the time travel paradox Ignore that triceratops [Testificate Scientist] His name is Steve [Verse 3, Simon (speaking)] Lewis? [Lewis, speaking] Yeah? [Simon, speaking] I'm a little bit worried- [Lewis, speaking] It's all under control! Don't worry about it! [Simon, speaking] I don't really know... [Lewis] Well sacrifices must be made, to achieve world domination It'll all be over soon, don't worry about that abomination [Simon, speaking] No! Nope! That's it! That's it! I've had enough! I'll put a stop to this! [Lewis, yelling] Simon! [Simon, speaking] I'm not doing what you tell me ANYMORE! [Lewis, yelling] Mandrew, stop him! [Simon, yelling] Mandrew and I are out of here! [Lewis, yelling] Ah! Why is this microchip not working! [Simon, yelling] You're not the boss of me! [Lewis, yelling] Simon, I'm telling you-! [Simon, yelling] I'm not going to do what you tell me anymore! See, I'm going to push this bu*ton- [Lewis, yelling] Nononono, don't press that bu*ton! [Simon, yelling] -and there's nothing you can do to stop me! [Lewis, yelling] Don't press it! [Simon, speaking] Oh... [explosion] [bridge, Female Testificate on boombox] Come with me to Yoglabs baby Only 1 fatal incident lately Initiate the re-building protocol Sit back enjoy the show [outro, Lewis (speaking)] Ah... Okay, fresh clone. Simon? [New Simon, speaking] Ah! Hello! [Lewis, speaking] Oh! The new Yoglabs employee manual has arrived. Would you like to take a look?