Yogscast - Brand New Friend lyrics

Walking out one morning and the snow was all around Saw a little doggie in the local village pound He was all cold and cute and was looking so alone My rocky heart just melted so i had to take him home Brand new friend at christmas time But i didn't know Mandrew was a superdog it's true You can tell from his bright green glowing poo Saves the world one dog treat at a time Fetches sticks and he fights crime Saved a man who was falling off a log Stopped a car crashing into a bog Picked up all the litter in the park Rescued some kittens from a shark Stopped a volcano from erupting Then fought some robots in Beijing Foiled a big bank robbery in town Always puts the toilet seat down Walkies out with mandrew and the snow is all around But then he runs off madly and is nowhere to be found I'll be waiting for you when you find your way back here I got you loads of presents and a ma**ive keg of beer Brand new friend at christmas time Where have you gone Rescued pirates from their sinking ship Joined a circus, did a cool backflip Pushed a meteor away from Earth Helped a pregnant lay-dee to give birth Won the nobel prize in Chemistry Then went back to his school for his PhD Stopped a fire from burning priceless art Fixed global warming with a ma**ive fart All alone, on christmas time But it's okay because Mandrew was a superdog it's true But everythings easier with two Every hero needs a good sidekick Just let me get my pick! Fought some ninjas then defused a bomb Won king and queen at the high school prom Dived down to fight the giant squid Caught an ice cream cone dropped by a kid Gave our seats to a lady on the train Stole the moon and put it back again Did some taxes went to outer space Beat trump in the presidential race Won gold and silver at the olympics For drink ing beer and fetching sticks Climbed everest just for a good time Drank all the Pope's super special wine Helped out santa by pulling his sleigh Barked the route to show him the right way Dog and dwarf together kick some arse Friends forever, Merry Christmas