Yo La Tengo - Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely Of Cheese lyrics

He'd been retired for a week or so When his interest in art was renewed He found he had extra time on his hands And he kind of missed working with food So he made a tiny Mount Rushmore Constructed completely of cheese Then he added a cute little forest scene Made out of noodles and peas Next came a little log cabin He built using sausage-link logs But sadly the whole thing was swallowed By a couple of art-loving dogs