Ylvis - Ma**achusetts lyrics

[Verse 1] Far away across the oceans An undiscovered paradise Forget New York and California There's a better place – now close your eyes Take my hand We are almost there Our favorite place on earth [Chorus] Ma**achusetts It's the 14th biggest state Ma**achusetts Just four hours from New York Read amazing books for free at the Boston Library or try the local brie Ma**achusetts It's a melting pot, my friend Ma**achusetts So many cultures hand in hand In perfect harmony [Post-Chorus] Welcome to the Ma**achusetts Land of a thousand tribes Home of Nelson Mandela f** the apartheid [Verse 2] Come on boys of Attleboro Catholic Priests of Haverhill Staring dogs of the Suffolk County Local dance group of Pingryville Everyone Living side by side In the state of hope and dreams [Chorus 2] Ma**achusetts I can't believe this place is real Ma**achusetts Can't describe the way I feel I live with Steve and John Mark and Christopher and Tom Teddy P and Bruce Ma**achusetts The famous Ma**achusetts Bay Ma**achusetts Home of JF Kenneday That tragically was shot [Post-Chorus 2] Just grab a friend and rent a car Drive and drive across the Ma**achusetts Just two friends hanging out together but never crossing the line It's a thin, thin line Oh, we're nothing more than friends Just good friends [Bridge] Go M Go A Go S and S and O Go C and H and E and I Go C Go H and E and I Go M, A double K Go A and K and O, K, O Spell it M-A-S-S-O-C-H-E-I Ma**ocheichei Doesn't sound right to me Makkakoko That's way too many K's It should be ma** – achoose Like the “ma**” in “ma**produce” but without “produce” Ma**achusetts That's the state I'm talking about Ma**achusetts Yeah, come on down, and you can see It's the paradise on earth [Chorus 3] Yeah, Ma**achusetts Paradise on earth Boston city skyline or a picnic in the park Checking out the nightlife and suddenly you're s**ing on a co*k Ma**achusetts, greatest state of all Just because you're kissin' a man doesn't make you gay Confused 1620 – the pilgrims came to town Mayflower Sometimes I watch The Lion King and I cry when Mufasa dies Prudential Tower City Hall and a lighthouse by the bay Who hasn't ever seen a hunk on the bus and thought “Mmm, I wanna sit on your lap” Let me si-i-i-it Ma**achusetts