Yelling At Cats - Howdy Partner! lyrics

Well howdy y'all! My name is AJ I'm from the Apple family - what else can I say? I live my life bucking trees. I'm a simple kind of mare And I'm really not a hick. No, seriously. I swear! I was born and raised here on this very farm My family's history is rich and full of whimsical charm My young sister Applebloom - she acts a little bit gallant- Cause she's still trying to find her own one special talent I got a brother Big Mac and he gets a lot of freaking mares But he never talks about it so i doubt he even cares. [Nope!] And there is Granny Smith and she is as old as can be And I think I got it all. One minute, lemme see Did I tell you about Rainbow Dash? She's my bestest of friends We get into scraps sometimes but we always make amends And I don't like her like that. I'm not trying to be rude I'm just saying my barn door don't swing that way sugarcube! And have Celestia as my witness; as the sun rises above That I would sacrifice anything for the friends that I love I wouldn't trade them for nothing. That idea is just whack So tell me your name now partner! They call me Applejack! I'm always faithful. I'm blatant. I'm fair When my friends are feeling down I'm the one who's always there I do it cause I really do care And to the people who hurt them you just f**ing beware I won't take any sh** that will make 'em feel down I'll do anything in my power just to wipe off their frown Don't play me. What I'm saying is the absolute truth It's the kind of thing you know that needs no logical proof And don't you ever say I'm wrong cause I know that I'm right Or I swear I'll make your life like a f**ing Nightmare filled Night You all laugh and talk your sh** with a little bit of spite And it's stupid as hell man. It just isn't right,, I love 'em all cause they all just make it worthwhile And when I'm feeling pissed off they think of ways to make me smile Don't ever try to stop me b**h - it's freaking futile And to anyone who thinks otherwise is just in denial And have Celestia as my witness; as the sun rises above That I would sacrifice anything for the friends that I love I wouldn't trade them for nothing. That idea is just whack So tell me your name now partner! They call me Applejack!