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[Phone Intro: Logic (Marty Randolph) & Logic (Female Voice)] Let's see here, uh, (301) 776-43...... This motherf**er better pick up the God damn phone this time, Jesus Christ Thank you for calling RattPack Industries Yes hel.... Where we don't f** with anybody Someone will be with you momentarily Jesus man, seriously? Jesus bro, f** bro... Current wait time is 1 minute f** man, f**ers better not have me waiting all God damn day in here—Jesus... While you wait, please listen to a word from our sponsors... [Skit: YaLocalWhiteBoy , Logic (Marty Randolph) & Logic (Female Voice)] Y'know, it's crazy cause it's two types of motherf**ers It's one motherf**er talking 'bout: "Oh Logic's so slept on, he's so lowkey..." Knowing damn well this motherf**er did 135K first week First f**ing week! Then it's other motherf**ers talking 'bout: "Oh, Logic's blowing up, he's getting so big now. I don't want him to blow up on me. Oh, Logic's changing..." Cause he made a turnt a** mixtape! We're going to be bumping this sh** the whole summer! The f**?! Current wait time is 36 minutes... 36 minutes? It was just a minu—it was just one minute! What the f**?! And do y'all not listen to lyrics? He's making a whole other concept album That's f**ing insane! This man dropped a project every year for six years I mean, I'm not complaining though but— Current wait time is 1 hour, 40 minutes... 1 hou—WHAT THE F—?! This, this—this is gotta be hands down the f**ing worst customer service of all time You can just—I can't— This motherf**er made a number one album! What? Made a mixtape after... Oh my God— And then he's making another concept album... This is f**ing bullsh**... Like his first sh** didn't already go Number 1?! Nobody cares... This motherf**er's on a roll! NOBODY CARES!! This motherf**er's like bu*ter, he's on a roll motherf**er! Current wait time is... Okay God, thank God! 16 hours What the...? WHAT THE fu*k?! And it's peace, love and positivity Logic is the only rap concert you can go to And not get shot in the face Like this motherf**er actually loves his fans You name it: YouTube videos, Periscope, Vlogs, Q&A's This motherf**er does it all! You name it, he does it! The f**? WHAT fu*kING RAPPER DOES THAT?! Current wait time is... Okay...? Go f** yourself Go—go f**...? WHAT?! And this motherf**er Can solve up to seven Rubix Cubes in a minute.... WHO THE fu*k DO YOU KNOW CAN DO THAT?! This is ridiculous! No one is available at this time WHAT?! I'm gonna let this motherf**er have it!! Please leave a message after the tone... [Spoken Message: Logic (Marty Randolph)] Oh, hey—hi, Logic... Hey, how's it going? My name's Mar—Rick— My name's Randy Mardoff Definitely never spoken before... I was calling just to say, uh Just wanted to wish you, ugh, lots of uh, suc—success... And uh, maybe we can have some lunch I don't know if this is a direct line to you But yeah, once again this is, uh, uhm—Randy Mardoff Never spoken before... You can call me back at any time, m'kay? Alright bye [Outro: Logic (Marty Randolph)] Oh sh**... f**! I didn't leave my number! I GOTTA fu*kING CALL BACK AND DEAL WITH THIS sh*t AGAIN?!