Yaggfu Front - My Dick is So Large lyrics

* if you go direct to track 15 the "parental advisory" is skipped (it was recorded in the backspace before the track) [Damage + Spin 4th] Yes yes as we draw this album to it's close Mr. Spin 4th Yes yes Mr. Damage There's just one thing that really bothers me Yes and I think I know what it is Mr. Damage Yo yo we we got this little sticker thing goin on On the front of our album and uhh we don't really feel That uhh we should be just hindered by such a thing So uhh, because it's not the type of group that we are yaknahwhatmsayin? So uhh, why don't we do a little somethin Just just so that this sticker will mean somethin So this next bonus cut is goin out to all you boys and girl umm Who are over 18 and have the ability to purchase this album Thanks a lot for purchasing it, it's a bonus for you OK? This is just for the people over 18 Because of you know, the sticker and everything Yeah And uhh, we're gonna do it a little somethin like this DROP IT!!!!!!!!!!!! [real intro] Motherf**er! Yeah make sure like the beat is, kinda like, even with our.. Hey yo, mesafromone, say what? Make sure the beat is like even with our vocals I said mefremalemusaywhat? It's rollin? Aight here it come, yo yo yo here it come *beat starts* Yo, yo, yo, yo YO! Yo man, yo man Check it out My dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even f**in believe my dick is so large! My dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even f**in believe my dick is so large! [Jingle Bel] Yes my dick, is longer than an Amtrak, train! Runnin, from here, to Maine! Nonstop - I rock rock and I shock My dick is so big, that you can call the cops You can call the National Guard, the Army and the Navy But yo yo yo baby, my dick is really big It's long, it's longer, it's longest, it's biggest It's me, I even beat beat up the Jolly Green Giant with it Cause his sh** was smaller I was standin off the edge of a bridge And it was hangin in the water!! GOD DAMN MY DICK IS LARGE! It's large, it's large, my sh** is f**in large! My dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even f**in believe my dick is so large! My dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even f**in believe my dick is so large! [Spin 4th] Ohhhhh my God, look at it comin, it's like a train Oh no, what am I gonna do, oh sh** I gotta spread my legs for that big sh** It's like a wet wood, goin up ya real good Oh my balls are big as a hill You know you wanna stand on top of em and chill Like if you were some ??, but your a** is not My dick is so large at cha, you ride it like a stretcher So come on baby, get on top And Daddy Daddy, Daddy do what he's got to do Let me stick it up in ya Hard.. LARGE! Because my dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even f**in believe my dick is so large! My dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even f**in believe my dick is so large! *babbling nonsense* LARGE!!! *babbling nonsense* LARGE!!! *babbling nonsense* GOD DAMN IT'S LARGE!!! *babbling nonsense* LARGE!!! *babbling nonsense* LARGE!!! *babbling nonsense* .. LARGE! [Jingle Bel] My dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even f**in believe my dick is so large! My dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even f**in believe my dick is so large! Now when you look up at the stars in the sky It's really, the dandruff from my nuts, so f** it I got the rhymes and my rhymes are dope My rhymes are so dope that you couldn't even hope On my dick, my dick is like a telephone pole Pole but it's bigger than that DAMN! It's so big that you wouldn't believe if you saw it You had to read it twice You had to look at it three times and then watch it on TV It don't even rhyme, but some don't believe me My dick is so f**in big, it's almost ridiculous What the man say? He's large, ackinickulous Even - God looked at me and said "Son, I blessed you very well, and you can go to Hell" I pissed out the fires of Hell, so there you have it My dick is so large that NOBODY CAN GRAB IT!!!!! My dick is so large, my dick is so large! I can't even f**in believe my dick is so large! (Yo how large is it?) My dick is so large.. they get the point man Damn, my dick is so large *babbling nonsense* LARGE!!! *babbling nonsense* LARGE!!! *babbling nonsense* LARGE!!! [Damage] I look up into the night This is my left ball, the moon is on my right If I got a dick you know it's gonna grow all night Strifin and strifin like if you were a strike On top of an Ampex two inch tape I got the rhymes, and you know I can't complain About my f**in dick, it's so large it's a light pole Or maybe like a microphone let it dangle dangle dangle Down your leg, then it's gonna climb and climb Into your dread, the dread go on top into your head Now open that mouth wide b**h Let me stick it in you so you know you're gonna twitch What's that big bulge, comin out the back Of your f**in neck, I think I'm goin for the crack Bend right over, let me do like Rover I'm gonna show ya, why they call me D'Ranged the Damage Cause my dick is so large, my dick is so large I can't even f**in believe my dick gets so large My dick is so large, my dick is so large I can't even f**in believe my dick is so large Fade the music out, fade the music out man Yo, fade the music out, fade the music out Yo.. yo hold up man, hold up My dick is so large.. the end is.. You have to.. give a moment of silence to that motherf**er