YaBoi Ethan - The Daddy Freestyle (Youtubers Cut) lyrics

[Verse 1: Lil Toasty] I wanna freakin' die, I wanna freakin' die I'm sure that you do too, but I wanna freakin' die I wanna freakin' die, I wanna freakin' die I'm sure that you do too, but I wanna freakin' die Can't believe these other guys bringing D-Side quality While I'm bringing out beats at a B-Side quantity Shout-out to my homie bug, he's a real insect bud Better than that Ethan slug, fedoras he will freakin chug My bread is on the rise, my bread is on the rise And if you're lucky, you'll be taking time on my ride Still I don't reference the Fourth Amendment, no you freaking flight attendant Can't believe I f**ing said it Na na na na na na na na I'm the motherf**in' bread Man these other podcast memes so out-of-wack Now it's time for daddy to give 'em a little smack Well that's all from me now little boys and girls W-well mostly boys I don't care whatever you want [Verse 2: YaBoi Ethan] I wanna freakin' die, you wanna freakin' die? We should all freakin' die, put that sh** on Spotify No que pasa, sé que hay, muchas fans in Uruguay And if you're not a fan, well go tell yourself goodbye When I was young I thought the Macarena was Italian Now I know it's Spanish and that b**h is f**ing stallions Her name is Sarah but you know I'd call her Allison When I'm home alone, call me Kevin McCallister This is the part where I establish my dominance By systemically wrecking the other people who on this sh** So I guess I'll just start with the motherf**er who started this: Toast. You're a piece of sh** Listen to that mic ain't gotta wonder why your channel's dead I'll be here acting like you're wheat sounding like some Wonder Bread Kevin man I liked you better when you were a floating head And Douche's verse is worst than all his puns which I genuinely didn't think was possible [Verse 3: Merci] I wanna freakin die I wanna freakin die Some bleach is leaking in my Mouth I'm shrieking inside My feet are reeking and I Ain't even on beat or time Still better than these Other sh**ty MCs No energy Just peasantry So this just gon be like "Control" I am now in control And my new goal Is to roast this boasting toast host He's the worst rapper from Australia Up there with Iggy Azalea A complete f**ing failure And at the end of this verse he'll be At the mercy of Merci As well as the other rappers cutting corners Just some random f**ing foiregners And that one cucking spy I want them to f**ing die I want them to f**ing die Oh sh** its agonizing at my sides f**, c*nt, sh**….bye [Verse 4: Mind Over MattR] If I say I wanna die, then you best believe it Cause I'm not winning or bi, I can't Charlie Sheen it I'm bouta blow up like a hand grenade Cause my careers taking off, and I'm craving the grave I pull up at your house, with your girl in the front seat She just needed a ride home, I didn't make her cheat But the fact you couldn't pick her up yourself is cheap She needs your help, I would rather stay at home and drink my bleach Writing bars on the toilet cause you know I make crap The competitions so strong, why do I even rap? I need to flush my problems away and away And wash away the parts of me that function during the day You know a person's not funny when they joke about suicide Those people are toxic, like a bad formaldehyde I spent this whole verse acting like a total douche I should never rap again, fam, now I'm gone WOOOOOSH! [Verse 5: Cicabe] Yo, coming at you face this is Ba** Face (Cicabe!) Chillin in my bathrobe, repping me some LunchMoney 'Nadian wannabe, alien heart of cheese Thanks for rhymes on that last bar it was such a breeze Getting weird looks when I tell you I'm a math major Numbers more than words, ever since I was a teenager Retail sk**s, I'm a prodigy at register Meat-filled-wich, I'm a certified breadwinner Eight long years, I've been awkward on the Internet So it's finally time I drop some words with some good intent Toast should be the president, that would be a great event Vote for Toast in the primary elections next year because that would be really funny Yeah, go vote for Toast! That was the point of this verse all along, ok Now I think it's Turtle's turn Yeah. Yeah! [Verse 6: Rapical Douche] (Rapical) It's the D Freestyle and the D stands for Douche One line in and I'm already better than Bush And all these wack rappers make you wanna snooze So Imma alliterate, amaze and amuse (What) And these rappers are in high school, see? Wanna know my major is? Douchenometry I Love L'Uzi, unlike Kanye, I get it on sight And should call me Lil Yachty because, I'm so white! (Whaaaaaaaaaaa) Yeah, man, it's about time Listening to Blurryface and I call that, Doubt Time Just made a baby cry, I call that Pout Time Never listened to Prince, living your life without Time My hair is glorious, yours is sh** (Compared to mine?) I got a squad but I ain't Will Smith (love y'all) All these rappers with this I vanquish k**ing y'all, English ain't even my first language [Verse 7: Turby Tip] I wanna freakin' die like the hair on an emo b**h Lilo Stitch, Neon Hitch, f**ing irrelevant Wanna make my skin look like some f**ing cotton candy Rotten Robbie, Dirty Harry, caught 'em rasp, lungs be sandy Cough up the dust like you be beating out the rug, b**h Imma get my youth back cuz I'm Evan and a thug, b**h Imma rap with LSD like beats inside my d**, b**h I'm a f**ing maggot cuz this beat made by a bug SHEEEEEIIIIIIIT, get roasted like in the furnace I hope you got health insurance cuz I'm building up endurance Not the only one occurrence, I'm doing it everyday Like my name's Ariana, making love to the comma Periodot (wait a minute), yeah this life got no limit f** calculus and I'm in it, TMIPOTI, you with me? I'm just in time like I'm Rizzi, subtitles like Ray and Mikey Batter than ever like Stephen, only podcast for president Go ahead and make a verse cuz I know you wouldn't even try Gudda your optometrist? Cuz I see bags under your eyes Imma make some water soup from the tears you f**ing cry Boy you salty cuz you know everyone wants to freakin' die (SCREAMS OF ANGUISH)