I went to a party just the other night Well, everyone was there, it was out of sight But after a while things got crazy A fight was startin' over someones old lady Bottles were breakin, and the windows too. All because someone drank too much brew. Alcohol, alcohol Tomorrow mornin' I'll be climbing the walls 'cause of the... Alcohol, alcohol What I did tonight I don't want to recall Well, you fight and you move and you get all loose When you got a bottle of that crazy juice Fight and shout and 'cause a brawl When you're out drinkin' that alcohol I know it's true, I just wanta tell you all The meanest trip is alcohol. Alcohol, alcohol Tomorrow mornin' I'll be sick as a dog Alcohol, alcohol Don't you know I don't dig it at all. Well, after the party I was drivin' home Who did I see on the side of the road Daniel P. in a V8 Ford Spread-eagle on a police car door The cop held a bottle in one of his hands, He said "Lookie here, Danny Boy, it's the law of the land." Alcohol, alcohol Alright now Danny Boy, we're goin' Downtown to City Hall. Alcohol, alcohol Danny's sleepin' down at the City Hall. I finally got home, I was goin' to bed I remembered a bottle of Tequila I had hid I undid the cap I started to drink. My head got fuzzy, I couldn't think I laid down in my bed took to shakin' The walls were green and my gut was achin'. Alcohol, alcohol What I did tonight I don't want to recall because of... Alcohol, alcohol. Oh, Dear Lord, I don't dig it at all. Alcohol, alcohol Please help me out, Lord Please, I can't stand it no more Alcohol, alcohol Tomorrow mornin' I'll be sick as a dog Alcohol, alcohol This hangovers got me by the...by the Alcohol, alcohol Tomorrow mornin' I'll be sick as a dog On that Alcohol, alcohol Tomorrow mornin I'll be climbin' the walls Alcohol, alcohol If we keep on drinkin' It's gonna k** us all