I was gettin real legless, I was feeling no pain Check'n out all the women play'n barroom games Rating' all the women from on to ten Said 'bartender set them up again' Come on - have a drink on me Cut loose - make that double (free/please?) All right - gonna get me some Oh man, look what just walked in A woman so fine, (calls/cause?) for s**ual crime Said "Hey, baby your crib, or mine" She said "Unless you're a star or gotta Ph.D, Or lot's a money, honey don't you talk to me" Come on - give me a break Cut loose - she slapped my face Oh, I knew it was love Well, I backed off All I need is your love Come on, lighten up, baby You gotta give me some, O.K. I just need me some love Asked the another sweetie, "Can I buy you a drink?" Well she ordered everything but the barroom sink So, I figured I got me an investment here When-(wow-OK/WOAH?)., King Kong's double appeared, And he don't share Come on, I did no wrong Cut loose, Oh he slid me down the bar Get down, get back up again Alright, the message is clear Come on, give me a break Come back, she slapped my face Wow, I knew it was love Solo: Dave Meniketti Woke up next morning with a trashcan head When I looked to my left, oh Lord, I wished I was dead There's Frankenstein's daughter all curled up on me I said "I gotta go home, it's an emergency" She said, "But you are home" Come on, blah,blah back, Get down, Oh she blew my head Oh man, never again Cut loose, oh, too, too loose Oh no, Oh, hitting' the floor Alright, I give in Come on baby, let's do it again Come on, one more time baby Wooow!