XXX-XXX - Because the Internet Alternate Ending by Amateur Swami lyrics

The Boy and Dude 2 look at each other Dude 1 kicks open the door. He starts firing, but only gets a couple shots off before a bullet strikes him in the chest. He screams and falls to the ground. His chest spurts blood as he falls forward Dude 2 turns to The Boy. He gives The Boy a look as if to say, "Don't f**ing move." Dude 2 runs out the door firing repeatedly The Boy looks at the ground and sees a brown recluse crawling towards his foot. He squashes it with a smirk. Gun shots continue outside. Yelling. The Boy lifts his foot to look at the spider His gaze moves across the floor to the body of Dude 1. He walks over and bends down. He reaches over and picks up his phone, laying next to the body in a pool of blood The Boy unlocks his phone and touches the Twitter icon The Boy walks towards the pool. He feels more content than ever. As he walks he composes a tweet. He walks to the edge of the pool and stares in ...(breath).....(breath).............(breath).. . He looks down at the tweet he has written. "#roscoeswetsuit". The Boy falls forward towards the pool with his arms stretched out and his phone in his hand Silence THE END