XXL Freshmen - Major Payne lyrics

[Produced by Michael Uzowuru] [Verse 1] You coming home with me and my b**h I wanna see you strip She wants you, you want her, now kiss Lick her a**, ain't that some sh** I'm the sh** but no laxative Two at a time I want double the trouble I'm taking off with the humble to hubble I put your eyes in the back of your head I'll put your legs on the roof, she told her friend I'm the truth She wanna come, only two doors in the coupe, but I want two I'm squeezing the ho in the trunk, you fine, let's go to the truck TV's and the mirror, we f**ed in the tub In the driveway, on the highway f**ed in the booth in the back of the club Dutty wining Jamaican girl Get the camera let's make a film Tore 'em one, make it count He's trash, Let's take him out Three's a company, that's enough for me If she f** with me, she in love with me I can't say the same, Damon Wayans, that's major payne [Hook] Major payne, major payne, major payne Major payne, major payne, major payne Cinderella slippers Dancin' like a stripper This is how you want it Major payne [Verse 2] You a nasty girl I see it in your eyes, they wanna f** me Ass, a**, a** hammer time, can't touch this, but touch me How many licks to the center of a p**y pop? I don't know, pop, pop, got no intention of bursting your bubble But I got a b**h you gon' get me in trouble But what if we go to my girl? She give the green light like she wanna go On a condition, you can shampoo in the shower, leave all your clothes on the floor You cold, like sprung in the snow, windy city b**h, blow let it blow (woah) Hold up now wait, I eat the p**y then scrape my plate Tiny waist on that china doll, oh baby I like it raw Ride dirty, five-thirty, eat the pillow, I make you bite your jaw Three's a company, that's enough for me If she f** with me, she in love with me I can't say the same, Damon Wayans, that's major payne [Hook] Major payne, major payne, major payne Major payne, major payne, major payne Cinderella slippers Dancin' like a stripper This is how you want it Major payne