XP - Rap Genius lyrics

[Hook] Rap Genius!, Rap Genius! This sh** is so convenient, Rap Genius! What'd he say? What'd he say? Rap Genius! So convenient my n***a Rap Genius! Rap Genius!, Rap Genius! This sh** is so convenient, Rap Genius! What'd he say? What'd he say? Rap Genius! Rap Genius! my n***a Rap Genius! [Verse 1: XP] I'm riding on the beat like I don't give a f** I'd rather have a b**h that could f** and s** I'm swagging on the beat like "is this enough?" Should I rap about guns so I'm really tough? Young a**hole should of went to cla** more Doing sh** that ya'll never did And I'm fresh man like soph*more Ya'll n***as wack like soft p**n And my points far like half court I don't play fair I'm a poor sport And Ya'll n***as green like osbourne Head of the party I'm always tardy (Sorry for lateness) I'm not a doctor I'm your papa I ain't (got the patience) Carry my team up on my back that's why I'm (always aching) You tryna be king I'm sorry bro the spot is taken! [Hook] Rap Genius!, Rap Genius! This sh** is so convenient, Rap Genius! What'd he say? What'd he say? Rap Genius! So convenient my n***a Rap Genius! Rap Genius!, Rap Genius! This sh** is so convenient, Rap Genius! What'd he say? What'd he say? Rap Genius! Rap Genius! my n***a Rap Genius! [Verse 2: Tim Saunders] It's Timmy, I'm k**ing, I'm back in the building Got racks to the ceiling, I laugh like a villain Might stack 50 million, might stack 50 billion n***a I'm balling, that's Spaulding, that's Wilson As far as features, you call me, I k** it I'm just a youngin' that's ballin' like Krillin Bars got these wack rappers all in they feelings But I don't give two flying f**s how they feeling Ain't too many rappers next to me n***a D.E.A.D. till the d**h of me n***a My destiny n***a to k** every verse I got Earning my stripes like a referee n***a Somebody tell this beat Rest In Peace n***a Soon someone should be arresting me n***a Cause this is straight murder, man f** who you heard of Recording in my bedroom like I'm Bo Burnham Man f** the lames They gone hate even though I slaughtered this sh** They should call me James Cause I ball like LeBron in this b**h Sometimes these things happen Cause when I rap I mean it My raps the meanest, my raps the cleanest God damn motherf**er I'm a rapping genius RAP GENIUS! [Hook] Rap Genius!, Rap Genius! This sh** is so convenient, Rap Genius! What'd he say? What'd he say? Rap Genius! So convenient my n***a Rap Genius! Rap Genius!, Rap Genius! This sh** is so convenient, Rap Genius! What'd he say? What'd he say? Rap Genius! Rap Genius! my n***a Rap Genius! [Outro: Tim Saunders] Get it like? "I'm Freshman like Soph*more", like, we fresh, and, y'all n***as soft, and it could also be a double enten-- wait it IS, ain't no " could", it IS a double entendre, cause like, "we fresh" means like, we freshmen, we the new, we the new people, and y'all some old a** soph*mores, need to get the f** out our way, and then, "y'all n***as wack like soft p**n", means we go hard, and y'all soft, and y'all probably gay p**n too, cause y'all gay, and then "my points far like half court" is like, y'all seen the half court line, you know how far it is from the basket, it's not Rap Dumba**, it's Rap Genius, I don't think I really need to annotate that part, I don't think. And then, "I don't play fair I'm a poor sport", we so rich, that we don't even have to be good sports, we can be poor sports cause we not poor n***as, we still rich, we get green like the Osbournes, and yo n***a green like Osbourne, cause yo n***a green, as in he green with envy, and he green like inexperienced, and he green like sh**, cause he ain't sh**, and we is the sh** n***a! HuHAW! I'm ded!