Xanadoo - Subterranean Hemorrhoid Blues lyrics

A bloody toilet, how did I survive? Excruciating pain A growth tumor, that feels alive Just below my tain't Break into a cold sweat Am I about to die? Struggle to walk, feel the sting Oh God, why choose I? Sneeze and talk loudly, make it bleed Hemorrhoid will get you, feet thy sting The growth sent from lucifer, can't sit straight Try to stuff it back in, but it's too late! NO HOPE! NO LIFE! Stuff a tube up my a** Humiliating shame Hemorrhoid will never leave you Expect more of the same Next time you take a sh** Just let it flow Cos if it ain't gonna happen Just pinch the loaf