WUAM Entertainment - Yo Ho Ho's lyrics

Ahoy! Straight out of Port Arrrrlington! WUAM! [Hook] What y'all think about my yo ho hoes? On the high seas with my yo ho hoes Plunder that booty on me yo ho hoes Fire my cannons at me yo ho hoes I got my yo ho hoes (yup) Yo ho hoes (arrrrgh) Carrying me cannonballs me yo ho hoes On the seven seas with my yo ho hoes (hoes!) Get on your knees (ahoy) yo ho hoes [Verse 1: Big 오빠] When my mood is fruity All I can think of is plundering booty... Look over yonder, a beautiful wench Hey there la**, OH NO, what's that stench? Pirates, we're fighters who don't fight in wars But how are we fighting when we're pirating p**n?! The law searched my car for illegal downloads; They're on my PC you stupid-a** hoes! Girls always question me pirate demeanor Look at my fetish girl, I could be meaner! A pirate hot pocket and if you want cleaner Hold your nose closed for my Tortuga steamer! I once caught my crew for smuggling who*es They stole my rum, and I threw them overboard!! (RAAAH!) I look like Davy Jones with my Octopus Penis! Look at me and I'll give you Tentacleingus! [Hook] [Verse 2: Blackheart Broser] I'm Blackheart Broser, scourge of the seven seas! When I board, get on your knees! I'm loaded to the gunnel, drunk on rum Ye all will fall to me big long gun Any b**h or scooner dares cross my path I'll ma**acre your crew! It'll be a blood bath! Raise your white flags cause I'm on the war path! Scurvy dog, scally-wag, seven seas psychopath I've taken your women, you think I want ransom? They see past the dirt and guns, know that I'm handsome Me and my crew, we hit it in tandem Epitaph to your virginity, in memorandum Slitting throats, sailing boats, a head for sale Ransacking every port for that rum and tail Every sap around me is just cannon fodder Blackheart Broser sends you down to the locker! [Hook] [Verse 3: Ishmael] Call me Ishmael, look at my whale This dick is longer than a dolphin's tail! Deep throat that thing, and you will get scurvy! Your face is in pain, but your body is curvy I am the captain, I don't allow mutiny! You will be subject to s**ual scrutiny! Raised on the mast, you'll be naked and cold! Your dick will shrivel, as though you are old We sail all around, it is our duty To find all the greatest pieces of booty! Through these harbor towns, we plunder and pillage: We'll take all the women and booze in your village! In the captain's quarters, gold I be stackin' Try to take my money, you'll be sent to the kraken! If you dare cross me, you'll be a ghost! On fire in the brig; I'll make you burnt toast! [Hook] [Verse 4: Da Biscuit] Arrr, wench, be sure to stay dench! I'll let you s** my dick if you don't mind the stench On the seven seas, we sometimes get fleas But we make lots of cheese, so get on your knees! I've plundered the east, I've plundered the west Better listen or I'll make you swab the poop deck And after I'm through, I'll show you my crew They all want a taste of this action too! Gangbang on the gangplank we're ready for this sh** And after we're done we'll feast on moldy biscuits A feast for a king, my king-sized ding-a-ling And after I f** you you'll get up and sing So get off my a**, you wee bitty f** If I show you my cutla** you're sh** out of luck Sure b**h I know you're a pretty young la** But look at me wrong and I'll keelhaul your a**! [Hook]