Worth Wagers - Method Actor lyrics

I could never be a method actor The only person I know how to play is me I could never be a chiropractor 'Cause I never read Grey's Anatomy I could never be a window washer And I haven't seen a flying saucer Since I stopped watching all that TV [Chorus] I know who I am and I'm feeling alright Don't worry about what I can't do I know the difference between wrong and right now And now that I do... I could never be Clark Kent Harboring a secret identity I could never be president And I sure as hell wouldn't want to be I wish I were a late-night DJ Playing jazz til a quarter to three I wish I were Edna St Vincent Millay Writing poems about a tree [Chorus] I know who I am and I'm feeling alright Don't worry about what I can't do I know the difference between wrong and right now I'm getting a clue... I don't wanna be an airborne ranger Falling out of the sky I don't wanna live a life of danger If I have to die