Wordburglar - Rhymes With I'm lyrics

I'm everywhere you seem to be I'm the steam from your tea I'm the cream on your cheese I'm the green on your peas The peace to your war I'm the fleece in your drawer And the crease on your floor I'm the store Where you get your cigarettes at The collector Getting the bigger debts back I'm the backpack Carrying mics and tapes I'm the emcee Separate from these mics(?) and fakes I'm what makes your feet scream I'm the A-Team I may be a faint dream And maybe I'm Maybelline I'm man and machine I'm your pants and jeans I'm the damn man seen(?) With the dancing queen I'm the Fanzine cover The Fancy lover I'm the guy making fun of your Nancy brother I'm the other half I'm drinking your mother's draft I'm the guy that your girl wants to scrub in the bath And I'm a laugh, a chuckle, a guffaw, a snicker I'm the autographed poster on the wall to your sister I'm mister big boss man Hittin' you with a sauce pan I'm the eBay auction for a mint in-box Moss Man I'm Hawkman I'm Captain America I'm rapping in character I'm rabid hysteria I'm mapping the area around your home, look I'm home cooked I'm the notes in your notebook I'm a three ring binder The G-string finder The Louis Del Grande Seen thing rhymer(?) I'm the smartest lout And I'm the hardest route I'm a Marxist shout And I'm an artist's doubt I'm the beat of your heart I'm a street in the dark I'm the strange, deranged fiend you meet in the park And I'm the teeth of a shark Bitin' your neck I'm the lighting exect Who's like 'I'm liking the set' I'm the mic check I'm the ones and twos I'm the emcee having more fun than you I'm your blunts and brew With some gum to chew And I'm the guns in blue Telling the bums to shoo I'm what you wanna do When you go no dollar I'm a road scholar Pro baller Phone caller I'm all your good memories I'm your enemies I'm kids on the internet Who keep MSNing me I'm the tendency To be a curse dang Hoser I'm your worst hangover I'm your first bang sober I'm your virginity I'm your purring kitty I'm the guy wondering 'He's 'Burg 'in't he?' I'm trinity I'm alpha and omega I'm the bodega Where you first played Street Fighter II and beat Vega I'm Sega, I'm Atari, I'm an RPG I'm roast beef with a melted piece of Arby's cheese I'm hardly pleased I'm not impressed I'm not taking off my shoes 'Cause I'm not your guest I'm hot to d**h I'm regrets only I'm B.Y.O.B. I'm THE fly homie You know me I'm the face you make I'm your favourite mistake And I'm the lady of the lake I'm a wraith you can't escape I'm with you every time I'm the name of this song I'm Rhymes