Mr. Scorpion came down to the riverside Getting across he knew he would need a ride But all the other animals go running for shelter Cuz they know for a fact that it's the same as suicide With good cause no one ever trusted him Help him out they'd be stuck out on a limb Cuz everybody knows that a scorpion will k** About anything just upon a whim Scorpion said, Mr. frog, Mr. frog oh, please!! If I had him I'd be down on my knees Mr. frog let me ride on your back And I vow on my life that I'll never attack Get your lying arachnid a** up and go You're not that quick and I'm not that slow But you really did put on a nice show Take me across the river And no harm will come to you If I ever stung you know that I would die too Scorpion turned his back said appreciated all the help Thank you sir but I guess I'll just go drown myself He tried to aggravate the stalemate with some guilt In an amphibious a**ault to frustrate and the frog said Wait, wait now, don't be talking crazy man Though my mom said never trust a scorpion It's just not humane to watch a person in pain But there's just one thing I've got to explain I will take you across the river But be careful what you do If you ever stung me know that You would die too And the frog said Take me for granted I asked for it's all my fault When the frog got stung POW right in the back Though he vowed on his life he would never attack He got stung POW right in the back With famous last words the frog had to ask Why would you do that, how could you lie When I know that you know that we're both going to die And the scorpion just smiled and said with pride It's in my nature you stupid dumb a** M$%#@! frog