[Verse 1] The gra** grows in the field and the cows eat all the gra** And I eat all the cows so I can have a big white a** Attention Wal-Mart shoppers there's a sale in aisle five So get spastic with your plastic ain't it great to be alive [Chorus] I said what a happy day at the all you can eat buffet Just fill the whole damn tray at the all you can eat buffet Let me hear you say “GO USA” at the all you can eat buffet Just throw it all away at the all you can eat buffet [Verse 2] The cows grow in the field and the test tubes grow the eggs When genetically perfected they won't even need their legs Get excited Wal-Mart shoppers there's a new machine to buy It gives you spiritual salvation only $19.95 [Chorus] I said what a happy day at the all you can eat buffet Just fill the whole damn tray at the all you can eat buffet Let me hear you say “GO USA” at the all you can eat buffet Just throw it all away at the all you can eat buffet [Breakdown Verse] Woke up one morning decided my "I" would make contact with freaks that eyes often don't have it Woke up one morning decided my "I" would make contact with freaks that eyes often don't have it Saw the glutton eyes that look away from pain Try to satisfy their appetites in vain Look into the eyes of a child to redeem Sing: merrily this life is but a dream One morning I woke up my ear could could hear what When no one was listening those people who spoke up One morning I woke up my ear could could hear what When no one was listening those people who spoke up Inside of every whisper was a scream Of how alone when no one listens so it seemed All I have to offer back is an ear and a song Singing merrily this life is but a dream… Merrily this life is but a dream… Merrily this life is but a dream… Merrily this life is but a dream… Merrily this life is but a dream… Merrily this life is but a dream… Merrily this life is but a dream… Merrily this life is but a dream…