I'm climbing out of this hell hole I'm going to cut my apartment adrift I know it can be done I read how no one did it He packed up all his sh** by two Got two cans of beer two rolling papers Maybe I should stop by the zoo And I'm leaving you can't stop me Goodbye I'm sailing away Every cold morning dad went off to work With his straight jacket and tie His case was brief his logic was simple And he's never seemed bothered with why he did it I never could remember the morals to the stories And I never did learn how to sing You said there's no such thing as god Said there's no such thing as Santa But you never did say who there was such a thing And I'm leaving you can't stop me Goodbye I'm sailing away