Woody Pond - Dude, Where's My Car? lyrics

[Intro] My name is Woody Pond And I am a below average rapper [Verse 1] One question Are you or are you not The Don? Call me when the cops are gone Took a strip of acid Found more sa** in me than octagons Then I dressed like Sherlock Holmes And went to Comic-Con To solve the case of the missing chicken parmesan My guess is it's Vader I'll blow some holes in some craters Explore the p**y in some waiters [?] Rollin' papers with painters, and players Pa**in' to strangers And neighbors do favors for rangers in danger Let's take [?] for the [?] Or the Lakers They both s** to me Last time that Bazooka was out That sorority didn't f** with me I'm not crying or complaining I'm just saying societies [?] I'm that loopy loser with Lucy Lu's Vodka mixed In my juicy juice [?] s** like my shoes on Juicy Fruit Woah my brain just hit a loopty loop It's all good Every drink I drink is on the f**ing house like Snoopy Doo Yeah Woah I just realized I've been staring at the same tapestry For 20 minutes I'm tripping on Mescaline And I just realized I've been dreaming of the same pretty catastrophe She's in my visions but she's indifferent And I'm an insistent pothead And a hothead I'm not dead, and I'm not Ted If you're not Feds then you've got bread And that's why I bred If I ever snitch or be a rat, then I'mma drop dead Bet I'll finally get a girlfriend when I drop bed Like Young Money I'mma rock beds If she stops head I might pop left Well that's exaggerating It's the Backwoods Kings A Foxgang in a foxhole We bake it out like a pothole Burnin' blunts dark like charcoal Break the Jolly Roger on a flagpole Put your body in a manhole If you starting acting froggy like f**ing grownup tadpole [?] quit those a**hole And I'm runnin' real racks the three little rascals Just seize the castle And spinnin' [?] Flip that Yay Yo like my ta**el I left a bowl in my time capsule So in fifty years when I wanna get baked and f** your granddaughter I'll dig it up And pack it tight Before I k** the p**y Manslaughter b**h