Woody Jackson - Kielbasa lyrics

[Intro] KG: We gotta f**in' write something, dude, come on (strums a chord) JB: I don't like that. So far, ba-- Off to a bad start (KG strums another chord) Better, closer, warmer [(KG strums another chord) That's it! Okay... (Music starts up) [Verse 1] I love ya baby, but all I can think about is Kielbasa sausage, your bu*tcheeks is warm I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform Now get it on [Verse 2] I see ya walkin', but all I can think about is Dianetics, your bu*tcheeks is warm I check my dipstick, you need lubrication, honey My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform Now I been set loose, I Am shooting my juice, ah Right in your caboose Now f**in' get it on! Now get it on Get it on! [Verse 3] Dianetics cure you much better than Krishna Dianetics cure you much better indeed And all you people here, you're tremendous Except the people in the middle And you're smoking up a big-a** bowl of weed With me And KG All right Oh yeah All right Oh my God All the ladies in the house say "Yeah" (yeah) All you motherf**ers say a prayer (prayer) When you fight, you got to fight fair You motherf**er, oh, you motherf**er You know what time it is? Tenacious D time, you motherf**er, go! f** yeah! Yeah! Yeah! [Outro] Dude, that was TNT!