[Verse 1] Joe DiMaggio's done it again Joe DiMaggio's done it again Clacking that bat, gone with the wind Joe DiMaggio's done it again [Verse 2] Some folks thought Big Joe was done Some just figured Joe was gone Steps to the platter with a great big grin Joe DiMaggio's done it again [Verse 3] I'm going to tell you just the way I feel Man can't run without his heel Watch that raggy pill split the wind Joe DiMaggio's done it again [Verse 4] All three fielders jumped their best Trying to climb that high board fence They all growled whiskers on their chins Joe DiMaggio's done it again [Verse 5] Up along the clouds where the eagles roam Joe cracked that ball to whine and moan His buddies all laugh as they trot on in Joe DiMaggio's done it again [Verse 6] Grandma's home by the radio On the television watching Joe She jerks the beard off of Grandpa's chin Joe DiMaggio's done it again [Verse 7] The puppy dog barked at the p**ycat How does it look from where you sat Looks like a cyclone sliding in Joe DiMaggio's done it again