Woody Allen - Radio Days - A Sports Legend ("He Had Heart") Speech lyrics

Hello, sports fans and welcome to today's edition of Bill Kern's 'Favorite Sports Legends.' Now, in my family, each person had his own favorite show. For instance, my Uncle Abe was a great sports fan and he always listened to Bill Kern. (Radio) Today's story is about a baseball player. His name was Kirby Kyle, a lean southpaw from Tennessee. He played for the old St. Louis Cardinals. He threw fast, and he had a good curve ball and all the hitters knew it. He was a kid with a great future. But one day, he went hunting. He loved to hunt, just like his father and his father's father. Chasing a rabbit, he stumbled, and his rifle went off. (Gunshot) The bullet entered his leg. Two days later, it was amputated. They said he would never pitch again. But the next season, he was back. He had one leg but he had something more important. He had heart. The following winter, another accident cost Kirby Kyle an arm. Fortunately, not his pitching arm. He had one leg and one arm, but more than that, he had heart. The next winter, going after duck, his gun misfired. (Gunshot) He was blind but he had instinct as to where to throw the baseball. Instinct...and heart. The following year, Kirby Kyle was run over by a truck and k**ed. The following season, he won 18 games in the Big League in the sky. This has been Bill Kern with another 'favorite sports legend.'