Ha ha ha Ho ho ho And a couple of tra la las That's how we laugh the day away In the merry old land of Oz Buzz, buzz, buzz Chirp, chirp, chirp And a couple of La di das That's how the crickets crick all day In the merry old land of Oz We get up at twelve and start to work at one Take an hour for lunch and then at two we're done Jolly good fun Ha ha ha Ho ho ho And a couple of tra la las That's how we laugh the day away In the merry old land of Oz Ha ha ha Ho ho ho Ha ha ha ha ha That's how we laugh the day away With a ho ho ho ha ha ha In the merry old land of Oz Pat, pat here Pat, pat there And a couple of brand new straws That's how we keep you young and fair In the merry old land of Oz Rub, rub here Rub, rub there Whether you're tin or bronze That's how we keep you in repair In the merry old land of Oz We can make a dimple smile out of a frown Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown? Uh-huh Jolly old town Clip, clip here Clip, clip there We give the roughest claws That certain air of savoir faire In the merry old land of Oz Ha ha ha Ho ho ho Ho ho ho ho ho That's how we laugh the day away In the merry old land of Oz That's how we laugh the day away With a ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha In the merry old land of Oz Ha ha ha, ho ho oh, ha ha ha Ah ha ha