Witness - Dear Taylor lyrics

(Verse 1) Do you remember when we first met? Ohio I guess I was depressed you weren't there For my show I saw you sitting at the hotel Cherry lips upon your person Betting that you kiss like a virgin and thought Man, if only I was John Mayer I'd have a ticket to your wonderland And fingers in your blonde hair I'm not a southern man But the way you're writing like you're still in high school Makes me feel young again And then it hit me in a moment of clarity Maybe we could get together in the spirit of charity Cause I'm really happy for you And imma let you finish But my name is witness and i think that if you marry me then (Chorus) We won't ever, ever, ever Have to hear another break up song (x3) (So I'm standing in Target And I'm thinking like "I never want to hear this f**ing song ever again, like ever") (Verse 2) Tennessee Girl I guess I'll have the rep the south When I'm pounding on that sugar mountain like I'm Wreck-It-Ralph And if you got a leather skirt you're gonna have to share Cause nowadays that's what all the famous rappers wear And when we go to the Grammys I'd let you wear it out And I would even do some cleaning if we had to share a house Judging by them hip bones? I would let you bear my child Girl, I grew a beard because I heard you're digging Harry Styles And then it hit me in a moment of clarity Maybe we could get together in the spirit of charity Cause I'm really happy for you And imma let you finish But my name is witness and i think that if you marry me then (Chorus) We won't ever, ever, ever Have to hear another break up song (x3) (So then I'm at the dentist And they play this twice in a row And I'm just like "Dude, just stop, please.")