Without A Face - Lactose Intolerance lyrics

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Without A Face - Lactose Intolerance lyrics

Micro-ma-phone Are we rolling? Alright Milk, yogurt, and ice cream They dont mean nothing to me I fear lactose Milk, yogurt, and ice cream They dont mean nothing to me LACTOSE!!! I gotta disease You cant get it from me It is known as lactose intolerancy I have been cursed by a cow I dont know why but I sure know how Low in fat but high in evil Milk puts me in full retrieval Milk, yogurt and ice cream They dont mean nothing to me I fear lactose I ate a pancake when I was in Helsinki But you might as well say I drank a fart martini Ben and Jerry Theyre not such bad guys But I know soy is my only ally Milk, yogurt, and ice cream They dont mean nothing to me I fear lactose (Beat boxing with wiki wiki wiki at end) Milk, yogurt, and ice cream They dont mean nothing to me I fear lactose Milk, yogurt, and ice cream They dont mean nothing to me You take your bowl of cereal for granted every moment that youre awake There is a battle within my stomach and I think its making my heart break And in this internal war of digestion You wont find me in the dairy section Is there anyone that feels my pain Cause I despise the cow and all it stands for Milk, yogurt, and ice cream They dont mean nothing to me I fear lactose Milk, yogurt, and ice cream They dont mean nothing to me I fear lactose So dont tell me that the gla** is half full of milk Cause if it is Oh, its half empty to me Dont tell me that Im not cool Cause Ive been trying really hard to cover it up you see Oh la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la I fear lactose La la la la la la la I said no cheese please MOO!