Calamity Jane Kiya Heartwood © 2003 I know you can't expect too much when trouble's in your name as to the facts on my account I call myself to blame All those dime store novels they aren't worth a dime but for all the lies they told the truth's there half the time Now I got by in buckskin and the fact that I could ride I took care of the living and I loved the ones that died I played the cards as dealt me and so I bluffed my hand riding with the soldiers and dressing like a man I've played in the Bigtop done the laundry at Dora DuFran's now I get by on kind barkeeps who fill the gla** of Calamity Jane I'll play the cards as dealt me and I'll buy the house a round get stinking drunk till the sun comes up and get thrown out of this town I know you can't expect too much when trouble's in your name