Wise Old Owl - Freestyle For Twits lyrics

The art of self destruction One step away from oblivion But I've heard its bliss So blow me a kiss My last wish is that I won't be missed My tools to do so are at my disposal so here's my proposal: Let's all go postal Earthquakes Volcanoes Coastal cities on the sink Kitchen utensils on the brink Of insanity pleas Please please appease debt fees And argument seas and oceans Mr. Clean Squeegees And piss memory loss And dental floss and fees Dreams of teeth falling out What does it all mean Look it up You drunk f** Pigs and chicken clucks - Bucks Dollars and cents The world ain't made never sense Never enough Too much to tough It's rough *cough cough* And The Hoff f** "the man" And all his minions circling like buzzards Like diamonds in the smooth To cool to lose To square to be found Around the way f** it I'm bound To be wrong Hard And ugly way Never say nothin that matters Nay It's a gonna be a bright shiny day When things come to pa** This sh**'s just cra** You know what I mean That rhymes a cop-out To a flop house down on Beddington Avenue Only you thought you knew... Knew.... Train your brain Wax or wane Moon shine sun sublime Lemon lime Corpse or fine Realign Stay outta line Designed time flies by re-minds us Like-minds us Be-hinds us Try by my might mind cuss Trust us It'll all be alright It'll all be worth the fight To stay alive Live life to the fullest Cuz you'll never get it back Heart attack and vine Shine on you crazy high diamond kind Pork rinds They don't swine Swindling fiddling fiddles And diddling diddles; Dirk Diggler and p**no highs Lows and blows hands and Zeds Deadpans and bedpans Rabid fans Rabbits' Alice Malice and hate Hells gate and heavens fate It's a practiced state of bliss Hiss this sh** if you wish Hit it or miss Strike three Four balls on a freak Meek inheritance and paraffin wax Un-luxury tax Tampered facts and tempered gla** Smashed axe access Television cancelations Prohibition inhibitions And American cla** Degenerates in a flash It's a ticking time bomb But it ain't the probm It's stoppin The motherf**ers from robbin us blind They doin it to there own kind Cannibalistic sick sh** Quick fix fix'll fix it up Who gets the lions care? It ain't been me Nothins free and lifes not fair Don't tell me you don't share It's all about the cheddar cheese Free's not free Freeze your a**ets and handsets It's all a tease Liars orgies and corgi's Shorties and porgies and pies; It's all a lie It's all the truth Sonic youth Vermouth Hedgehogs and super-groups Fools who flew the coup-de-ville Spilt milk and teens that k** bill Frivolous fill shrill krill bills And beaks and purple pills and rolling hills Mountainous stacks and rotting fat And other sick sh** like this Like that And like Pat The day after that Mad man mad hatter blood spatter Splatter pitter patter grey matter fatter clatter Batter up! It almost doesn't matter Bottle up the blotter of fodder It's blood on the tracks Fax simile metaphors that don't chit-chatter Miss clits He Me Were we Where be? We are See? Where are we? City by the sea Quickly we must flee Away from this place This earth Aliens watching me Tinfoil cursed from birth It's a burdened hat It's burden that I can't backtrack Click track f** that I'll mish mash four-o-seven-seven-eleven Alright I'm steppin out of line My mind rhymes fine But it's all outta time money and moonshine Goodnight it's been a slice of pumpkin pie Me wise magic I'm a comedic tragic f*ggot Psychopathic Telepathic Pathetic Regret it? Forget it Ready to end it But can he blend it? Oh yes, I think he can (I think I can) Stick in my hand Frappe a boney can of spam And feed it to my neighbours Serial k**er spaghetti Alpha-male-ghetti Microwave it Two minutes till it's ready Hot n' Heavy Ready? I think not I'm a consciousness expanding co*k block co*k of no walk All talk Rollin' the rock Gathers no moss I'm at a loss Writers block and dental floss Burger King and the 'Hoff Scoff scarf the future barf Tear us apart Bart Homer And Marge Lisa and Maggie Baggie pants and illuminati It's a brain dead zombie party Or at least that's what they want it to be It hardly takes the Hardy Boys to hear the noise Subliminal ploys Lead toys Magnesium alloys And Mercury injections Deflections of self reflection Industrial complexion Pro-Active final solutions And prom interbreeding selections It's a bleeding-eye-bleeding-heart competition Deja-vu future memory interpretation Concentration camps and complicated interpretations of Flailing nations Succeeded Earth gyrations And psychotic historian quotations We all got ta die sometime Why not at the exact same time? That'll leave no lies of the living to tell of the dead; We'll all be out of our own heads Manufactured tool sheds Satan's breaking bread Breaking Bad and making Ted, talks Beds rock and bedrock co*ks flop Kickflips and torture shops Kids stuck on rocks and pizza popsicles Fickle f**ing people f**ing freedom loving evil Feeding fudge and fecal matter Demon spawn are getting fatter Feed the fattest f**ing a** that you can find Be kind rewind The f**ing past its all behind us now There's no time left we're feed lot cows Any barnyard animal cliche will do We're the Annunaki reality t.v. show zoo Chickens Pigs Geese Cows Boars And sheep sheep sheep Eating drinking sh**ting asleep Awake but under lock and key It's the most expensive land of the free I've ever seen What's happening? f** everything all the time My minds eye cries every night While I sleep tight in ignorance As others die in plight Reasoning undescribed Bullsh** piled a mile high Drowning the human race in waste It's a fat cat rat race And it's right in your face But we're too blind We just want the cheese on the end of the silver spoon to taste