Four friends and a bottle of scotch A game of quarters shoot n down shots Add a few beers and a bottle of wine Stoned off my a** with tears in my eyes 3AM it was time to go home Just one last drink tequila for the road A pot of coffee caffeine for the ride My bloodshot eyes gave no sign of life Feeling no pain Staring at space with beer goggles on I tried to play it off like nothing was wrong I staggered on the left and fell to one knee Then somebody grabbed a hold of my keys An angelic voice I heard from above Man he's a mess he's really f**ed up Half crocked my head began to pound Whirling in a circle spinning round and round Boom I hit the floor Pa**ed out next to the door My stomach started to churn My throat began to burn Everything started to spin I knew I was going in Crawling on all fours I couldn't hold it anymore Climb upon the altar and make your offering Pray as you slobber I'll never do this again Confess to all your sinning promise and even swear Choking from the dry heaves gasping for precious air Climb upon the altar and make your sacrifice Spew chunks of bile hanging on for dear life Bow to the porcelain God