Wino - Ugly b**hes lyrics

A b**h is a b**h and we all know That a ho is a ho wit a toe-up s*ut so If you're gotta have em, might as well be a fine one But it seems that some n***as can't seem to find one So they go and get a b**h that's lookin like Trixie And Hekkyl & Jekkyl wit some saggy a** titties A big fat flagrant hoodrat hooker And the n***a got the nerve to pretend she's a hooker Sportin that down from your arm like a Simpson Talk about b**hes that you wish you was pimpin Come around the homies and you swear that she's playin But everytime I see her, you're beggin Go get you a girl that got somethin goin Get rid of that b**h that's lookin like a dragon Now you wanna fight cos you're baggin on your Mrs But that's what'cha get when you f** with ugly b**hes Chorus: When I was young I used to have fun f**in with ugly b**hes But now that I'm grown I leave em alone Cos I went from rags to riches They say 'beauty is skin deep' but goddamn weeded b**h Look like buckwheat mixed with opi Toe up, toe up, straight from the floor And her bad a** breath is about to make me throw up n***as started dissin and you blamed it on the gin But the very next day you was with the b**h again Now your a** is gettin clowned like Bozo But that's what you get for f**in with that ugly ho I don't know what possessed you, n***a Stand that hooker in front of a trigger Spendin your time with a big goony-goo-goo To n***as like you I gotta say "Choo choo" Dig a ditch down in desperation Send that monster on a permanent vacation The girl is chop-top, but you don't listen Cos some n***as like f**in with ugly b**hes Chorus: When I was young I used to have fun f**in with ugly b**hes But now that I'm grown I leave em alone Cos I went from rags to riches Interlude Aw sh**, there go my n***a pretendin he don't see me Talkin with a b**h that look like a flea G Holdin her hand as he walks thru the plaza I try to play it off but I couldn't hold my laughter The girl is done so take her a** off the oven Put her on a BOOM and send her back to the covent Cookin up a plan in a big, black cauldron And the dumb a** n***a don't know that he's fallin Into a trap cos now the who*e is pregnant 9 months later and she's squirted on an insect He don't wanna claim it, she went and got a test Now he's sendin child support in a big fat cheque My n***a got depressed and he started drinkin liquor One night he got drunk, went to her house and k**ed her Riches to rags and rags to riches But that's what'cha get when you f** with ugly b**hes Chorus: When I was young I used to have fun f**in with ugly b**hes It seems that it's sad for this p**y I had Came from some ugly b**hes When I was young I used to have fun f**in with ugly b**hes It seems kinda sad cos this p**y I had Came from some ugly b**hes Outro: So you mean to tell me you f**in with a bald-headed, ol' fat, lumpy Droopy, crack baby look-a-like, cisco drinkin, loud, ignorant, f**ed-up Teeth, stank hoodrat, won't down, once-a-month bleedin, bu*thead swap-meet AFDC, leaned-over tennis shoe, cigarette bu*t baggin b**h? n***a what's Wrong wit you? (That's alright. She take care of a n***a though, that's all I know n***a That's OK yeah, that's OK n***a)