Sitting in the stand of the sports arena Waiting for the show to begin Red lights, green lights, strawberry wine, A good friend of mine follows the stars Venus and Mars Are alright tonight What's that man holding in his hand? He looks a lot like a guy I knew way back when Its Silly Willy with the Philly Band Could be Oooh eee What's that man movin' cross the stage? It looks a lot like the one used by Jimmy Page Its like a relic from a different age Could be Oooh eee If there's a rock show At the Concertgebouw They've got long hair At the Madison Square You've got rock and roll At the Hollywood Bowl We'll be there Oh yeah The lights go down They're back in town, okay Behind the stacks You glimpse an axe The tension mounts You score an ounce, olé Temperatures rise as you see The white of their eyes If there's a rock show At the Concertgebouw They've got long hair At the Madison Square You've got rock and roll At the Hollywood Bowl We'll be there Oh yeah (Tell me all about it baby) In my green metal suit I'm preparing To shoot up the city And the ring at the end of my nose Makes me look rather pretty Its a pity there's nobody here To witness the end Save for my dear old friend and confidante Mademoiselle Kitty Kitty, Kitty, Kitty Tell me What's that man movin' to and fro? That decibel meter doesn't seem To be reading low But they was louder at the Rainbow Could be Oooh eee If there's a rock show Course I'm gonna be there Long hair At the Madison Square Rock and roll At the Hollywood Bowl We'll be there Oh yeah Well there's a rock show Course I'm gonna be there Long hair At the Madison Square Rock and roll At the Hollywood Bowl Rock show Long hair Rock and roll Rock show Long hair Rock and roll Rock show Long hair Jet! Jet! Jet! I can almost remember their funny faces That time you told 'em that You were gonna be marrying soon And Jet, I thought the only Lonely place was on the moon Jet! Ooh Jet! Ooh Jet! Was your father as bold as a Sergeant Major? Well how come he told you that You were hardly old enough yet? And Jet, I thought the major Was a lady suffragette Jet! Ooh Jet! Ooh Ah, Mater, want Jet to always love me Ah, Mater, well I want Jet to always love me Ah, Mater, much later Ooh she said Ooh she said And Jet don't you know that I thought you was a real lady suffragette Jet! Ooh Jet! Ooh Ah, Mater, want Jet to always love me Ah, Mater, want Jet to always love me Ah, Mater, much later Ooh she said Ooh she said Jet! With the wind in your hair Of a thousand laces Climb on the back and we'll Go for a ride in the sky And Jet don't you know that I thought you was a little lady suffragette Jet! Ooh Jet! Ooh Yeah don't you know that I thought you was a little lady suffragette A little lady Sweet little lady, yeah yeah Ooh