Wingnut Dishwashers Union - Never Trust a Man (Who Plays Guitar) lyrics

So I dip this pen in arsenic I write a song for every president That won't ever get shot in the face I wrap these strings in plastic explosives Head down to the court house With one cord I level the place But hasn't anybody learned Don't ever trust a man who plays guitar The day I rob a bank's the first day I'm not lying To you or me about what I believe If I die then let my gravestone read Rest in peace, funk 'cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance If I live then let my heart be Like a beating picket line They'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab Hasn't anybody learned The last who make the moves Are the first to say the words (2x) The day I rob a banks the first day I live my life As an honest man, an honest man The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank Is the day I finally get what I deserve