Verse 1: Yeah I'm tired of this bullsh** Got locked up And now my fellow cops All get shot up f** my friends f** my family They don't give a f** So shut up My anger make me look Like a forty year old virgin God damn Steve I remember You let me stand on a table And saw me fall and hit my head Thank god I got no brain Or I would've been dead A train went by so quickly it cut Off Steve Carells head He screamed so loud Even the ma**euse was proud Looking for happy hour Too bad when she went down All she saw was a Wolffia flower Hmmm snap back to reality My dad is singing in the shower Why is there blood pouring out my nose Maybe because I'm so angry I start to get dehydrated Well whatever people compared me to Eminem when I wrote lyrics Before I reminded them of him Same with my sutto-personality Disorder Where the f** Does that come In order I ain't a slim shady So stop drawing The line at That border I would rather be Referred to as ice-t From law and order My style really is aggressive Like ice cubes But I gotta tone it down For those weed smoking b**hes without pubes Because all of those smokers From my school were too Cool acted like a bunch of tools Damn they were ones too I remember seeing kids smoke Than go back into the metal shop Only later to get spoken too Acting all innocent And acting all incoherent ("Sorry What?") But if I mentioned this now They'd call me a b**h And say ("haha what a f*ggot Look at him in prison He's got a family too Damn But isn't he hot? I feel bad for that Little boy who got shot") Chorus: I'm mad I'm glad we Had a little discussion Now back to depression x2 Verse 2: Lets list the music I listen too now Yeah yo Joe budden be taking aims Producing flames Joe budden be changing the games Making Drakes Start from the bottom Hell it ain't even autumn I wish it were summertime In 06 but that all changed On 32846 Mother mother motherf**er I'm listening to xzibits these days Got most of that sh** On replays I listen to three lesbians get off on Listening too llcoolj Hey I didn't say he was gay Naw man that's been around since Em Arrived at the scene like pregnant Pre-teen I listened to wu-tang and thought For half my life the whole crew Was about gang bang I staired at females for them Too notice me Keeping eye to eye But they kept thinking I was a creep So I embraced that sh** I became a peep Only to my close girlfriends Though I am Deadpooling over my girl I'll chimichanga ya a** so fast You'll have to wire shut your jaw By shoving in plexy gla** To keep it together melt it And try and talk everything Tastes like chalk f** now you can't Even talk Break both legs So you can't walk Break both hands and say oh canada Like Ryan Reynolds I'm a dog with the hard bite but I can't Be put in the kennel I had a fake sister I wanted to dick Around with named Kendal God damn I feel like wolverine Taking down a centinal only difference Is I don't die from their Laser beams I just Cool off with no clothes on And make it out alike Like my friend marcco scene Chorus: I'm mad I'm glad we Had a little discussion Now back to depression x 2