William Bennett - Wriggle Like a f**ing Eel lyrics

[Intro] You boy! What's it like to wet your foot in a cold swimming pool? What does your voice sound like underwater? At night? Can you do the chickenskin swim? Can you do the chlorine gargle? Can you wriggle like an eel? [Verse 1] You're another shut-in freak Living off the burn of boy's own razzled body Another cup of instant coffee Another plastic spoon Another table routine I don't know why boy's proud of a nicotine hack What's so f**ing clever about that? You little c*nt Another tube Another tube of sh**paste Squeezed out Squeeze out that brown hairgel squirt Your fave long tube Recarving boy hollow Into the splash And I really don't know No idea I have no f**ing idea why boy'd be proud Of another case of flu Face the feast of powder Face the feast of powder Face the feast of powder Cos I know you'll scream and tell the whole f**ing world [Verse 2] Another tube Another tube of sh**paste Squeezed out Squeeze out that brown hairgel squirt Your fave long tube Recarving boy hollow Into the splash And I really don't know, I have no idea I have no f**ing idea! I have no f**ing idea why boy'd be proud Of another case of flu! Another running nostril Another running mouth And don't just sit there chatting Nodding amicably Give me those lights Stop giggling, chickenskin Face the feast of powder Face the feast of powder Face the feast of powder Cos I know you'll scream and tell the whole f**ing world! Tell the whole f**ing world! [Verse 3] I don't know why you'd be proud Of your 33 hours' lack of need You're another shut-in freak Living off the burn of boy's own razzled body Another cup of instant coffee Another plastic spoon Another table routine I don't know why boy's proud of a nicotine hack What's so f**ing clever about that? You little c*nt You little c*nt! Come on boy You're home Hey chickenskin You're home Wriggle like a f**ing eel Wriggle like a f**ing eel Wriggle like a f**ing eel Wriggle like a f**ing eel Wriggle like a f**ing eel Wriggle! [Outro] Wriggle like a f**ing eel (x13) Wriggle, C'mon wriggle, all of you, wriggle, c'mon boy wriggle